The Slab LaunchSaturday Dec. 14th What is your name & do you have an alias / nickname? * Whatsapp * Country (###) ### #### Are you interested in attending the Slab Launch Party on Saturday Oct 19th? * 100%: no way I am missing the event of the year! 70% chance: only if there will be unlimited Camoz Broz pizza 30% chance: I really want to come but I am afraid to get my ass kicked No way, I am a tennis snob and I think pickle ball is for dolts Other (write in below) If you know someone cooler than you that we should also invite please tell us more ... Which sport will you dominate? * Pickle Ball Pickle Pong Beer Pong - the original, aka Dartmouth Style, with paddles Beer Pong - the other version, aka "Beirut" Corn Hole Aussie Lawn Bowling Darts 10 Pin Bowling "Island Style" Pool Hoops Hook & Ring Toss Kayak / SUP Racing Underwater Swimming Flip Cup Day Drinking Other (write in below) Please describe your drinking habits (select all that apply) ... * A proud teetotaler I drink alone and I like it I tell my doctor I'm a social drinker You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning Things get crazy when the sun goes down I just like us all better when we are drunk I live on Provo this is a dumb question OMG you guys are all drunks, I am leaving the island immediately! I respectfully decline to answer this question for obvious reasons What are your favorite pizza toppings? Are you free the next morning to help clean up this f**king mess? Poolside mimosas included of course! * YES I love poolside mimosas MAYBE if I can get vertical F**K OFF it will take me days to recover How do you plan on paying for your membership? My Black Amex I'm flush with Benjamins Washing dishes isn't below me I may require financing I am willing to stand in line at Traffic for sponsorship This is where you get to "Other" Clearly you are a big dill to have gotten this far!You are about to embark on the most epic social journey to ever be experienced in the Caribbean.Get ready to get pickled!!!!
